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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Black Friday Humor

Black Friday Wisecrack

Picture this, it was just after Thanksgiving, and the judge was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'

The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early'.

'That's no crime', said the judge. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'

'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.

Funny Story At the Shopping Mall

This is how to find your wife, even in the busiest shopping mall.  Follow these four point instructions, the technique never fails. 

  1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store. 
  2. Say to her, 'Excuse me, can you help me?  I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere.  Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
  3. The pretty girl will ask: 'Why?'
  4. You reply: 'Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife m

Another Tale from the Shopping Mall Black Friday Funny Story

Mason watched as a woman at the shopping mall shopped with a four-year-old girl.  As they approached the sweet section the little girl asked for some licorice sticks and her mother told her, 'No'. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss.  The mother said softly, 'Now Cindy, our shopping is going well, Don't be upset.........we'll soon be out of here.'

Presently, they came to the aisle where the ice cream was on offer and the little girl began to ask for an ice lolly.  When told she couldn't have one she began to cry.  The mother said gently, 'There, there, Cindy, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go and then we'll be at the check out' .

When they got to the conveyor belt the little girl immediately began to demand sweets next to the checkout.  Finally she threw a tantrum when her mother would not let her have any sweets.  The mother, calmed her saying, 'Cindy, we'll be through this queue in two minutes and then we can go home and have a glass of squash and a nap.'

Mason followed them out to the car park and stopped the woman to compliment her on her child management.

'I couldn't help admiring how patient you were with little Cindy,' Mason said. Black Friday Jokes

The mother turned and replied, 'Oh, no, I'm Cindy. My little girl's name is Dorothy.







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